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"dear friends, and enemies too, all people of my species who come
across these words of mine, i have a lot to teach . it does not matter
whether you consider me, from your point of view, as "divine", or from another
point of view as "ordinary human", but i do have conditions for my
teaching, and after. i and my family do not want to have our lives
made worse, but better. simpler, more enjoyable. keep it all gentle,
like the pageant i have dreamt up for the next 12 months. we as a family
are overstretched. help us enjoy simplicity more, and we'll help you.
ok ?"